Good News: When I ride the bike in the basement, Buddy finds a comfortanle spot and lies down. He wants to be near us when we are exercising, but he has learned to leave us alone.
Bad News: Buddy has started to eat the tree in our front yard. When he is let out on his chain, we will walk directly to the tree and start to nibble off the bark like a rabbit would. Maybe the rabbit droppings have affected his brain or he's really hungry, or he is reverting back to his first home eating wood chips.
More Bad News: Buddy has started to notice the opposite sex. Last night at the park he made advances toward a seven year old golden lab. She wasn't interested. Buddy may have another visit to the veterinarian in his near future.
"Any Member introducing or causing to be introduced a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of £5 inflicted by the Treasurer. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. Any animal entering on Police business shall be deemed to be a wombat. Rule 51 Oxford Union Society
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The Oxford Union is in Oxford, not London!
The full rule is currently:
Rule 51: Dogs
Any Member introducing or causing to be introduced a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of £5 inflicted by the Treasurer. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. Any animal entering on Police business shall be deemed to be a wombat.
(Source: page 54 of this).
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