OK you humans - time to 'splain to me the need to eat paper. How come if I eat a newspaper all I get is "Bad Dog" or nibble on a few innocent pieces of Kleenix and I get a finger shoved down my throat and a loud NOOOO.
What's a dog to do. Now if I try a eat a little sheet of paper some cricket sounds off and I get food - go figure. Eat white shakey paper ... gag-o-matic finger jam. Get my nose near white skicky paper and you'd swear I invented an automatic pooper scooper or something (crickets, food, good dog, smart boy, blah blah).
I'm going to have to ponder this for a while...tomorrow maybe I'll see what happens if I just touch the white shakey paper (but it tastes soo good).
For now it's off to helter skelter...wheee.
What do you mean no running in the house???
Sigh...
Slick
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